Have you been assigned to read Pride and Prejudice but bought Pride and Prejudice and Zombies since the original would be too boring to read but also don’t have the time to read that despite the added zombies? Don’t fret, here are the Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Sparknotes.
The news that a wealthy young gentleman named Charles Bingley has rented the manor known as Netherfield Park causes a great stir in the neighboring village of Longbourn, especially in the Bennet household and zombies. The Bennets have five unmarried daughters, and Mrs. Bennet, a foolish and fussy gossip, is the sort who agrees with the novel’s opening words: “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife,” and don’t forget those zombies. She sees Bingley’s arrival as an opportunity for one of the girls to obtain a wealthy spouse, and she therefore insists that her husband call on the new arrival immediately, also there are zombies everywhere! Mr. Bennet torments his family by pretending to have no interest in doing so, but he eventually meets with Mr. Bingley without their knowing and there are zombies here, there and everywhere. When he reveals to Mrs. Bennet and his daughters that he has made their new neighbor’s acquaintance, they are overjoyed and excited and that guy’s a zombie and this guy’s a zombie and you throw a rock you hit a zombie and party on zombie and eat my zombie shorts and to be or not to be a zombie and Luke, I am you zombie and zombie in the morning, zombie in the evening, zombie at supper time with zombies in your books you can have zombies anytime!